When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
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John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
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Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.
1: Want some lean?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
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Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
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