I typed this with my eye

wow, that must hurt. Make sure you had a clean key board

Guy 1: *Slaps face on keyboard*
Guy 1 "Hey technically I typed this with my eye

by Dead Rad November 24, 2020

My eyes are full of magnets

My eyes are full of magnets means the feeling in your eyes when you’re about to cry. Or the feeling that your eyes may get when you’re tired and they feel like they might water.

Example 1: “Whats wrong?” “Well my eyes are full of magnets.” “Oh why?” “Because I’m upset.”

Example 2: “My eyes are full of magnets.” “Why?” “Cause I’m tired.”

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

You In Eye Tea Why

1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY.
2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people a long period of time to understand/get it.
3 The words of a person who got tea in their eye and they are perplexed because they do not know why.

1 While I was walking down the street I saw a guy iwth a shirt that said "You In Eye Tea Why" I think he was some kind of hippie or something.
2 WTF does You In Eye Tea Why mean?? Holy crappers this is driving me nucking futs!!!
3 ....It's self explanitory ^...........

by Unknown Foreigner June 28, 2008

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

Blue Eyes White Dragon

A form of kidnapping
You throw the victim in a freezer, so they are unconscious and then pour Gatorade in their eyes to stop them from seeing the location if they wake up during the ride to the kidnap location

Did you see that on the news? Some kid got Blue Eyes White Dragon'd

by a guy who browses UD too much March 31, 2021

balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

by deanmono & zilla December 28, 2006