crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

Bean stick

Another phrase for a dab pen

Bro: hey man, you got the bean stick?
Bro 2: yeah I gotchu, this pen hits hard

by Coochie man 2 December 31, 2020

Stick-cess

When you think all stickmen are the same

Guy 1: hey these two stickmen look the same
Guy 2: no there not, you're just stick-cess

by heymanouranallstarshrek October 6, 2019

geek stick

A small, portable device that dispenses a concentrated nicotine vapor.
Synonyms: juul, nic stick, vape

I geeking out, I can’t find the geek stick anywhere on the boat.

by Beer Captain 3 October 21, 2020

pizza stick

A pizza stick but also Something that u call someone to insult them

Person 1: I hate u, Pizza stick
Person 2: IDEK WHAT THAT MEANS

by Idk1243 June 15, 2019

Dick on a Stick

A term for the pornstar or only fans performer who doesn't show his face, only his body and penis.

Yo man did you see (input name) video last night. Yea man that dick on a stick really rammed her in.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020