Eating water

The act of falling into a body of water face first. falling face first skiing waterskiing tubing

Oh my god do you see Katie falling On the water skis? She’s totally eating water!

by Erineatswater July 04, 2018

Water Closet

the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room

person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet

person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302

by Spooky Fuckass October 28, 2021

Water Closet

A term of endearment in reference to the shower

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet

by TexFPX June 11, 2024

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 28, 2023

Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.

Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 05, 2021

Water yo crops

To ejaculate on another persons genitalia.

Im gonna water yo crops
Im going to water her crops.
just watering the crops

by LilShwampAss October 08, 2020

Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

by LilShwampAss October 06, 2020