ego-fart

MOBILE-PHONES
mobile-phone ring tone

o my phone's just ring-toned
" it is better to be egofartical than ecological - shit "

by paul April 14, 2005

Farts All Day

This is a phrase that is labeled upon a person that farts numerous times a day, seven days a week. It does not matter whether the farts have a distinct odor or not, just the sound of constant farts throughout the day is neccessary. "Farts All Day" is also one of the founding members of the "Fart Boys."

Man, thats got to be like the 25th time you farted today, your Farts All Day!!

by Fart Boys December 10, 2009

Shit Fart Separator

AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.

Dude are you trying to fart.
No man im testing my shit fart separator.

by RedlegArtillerymen October 15, 2008

fart-o-rama

sit in circle and fart togather in one room.

yo man, last night i was in a huge fart-o-rama last night, that shit was so smelly my nose fell off.

by poopman11 March 21, 2003

End of batch fart

The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.

Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“

by Emiloudee93 September 14, 2012

decomposing rat fart

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.

I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it

Yo Andy you a monkey ass fart

by Derb27 November 19, 2021