scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard

That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020

t-uint

the group of people that wears a thongs.

Man Alex thong is kicking it!! is she apart of the t-unit?

by sandra December 20, 2003

T Nug

The nug is that absolute legend in the group. Maybe he isn't a massive player like some others. But that's not his role. His role is to make sure that others have a good time, rather than himself

Yo at the party last night Ben was T Nug, clearing up all our mess!

by Cheeky sandwich November 4, 2015

sweet t

censored version of Sweet Tits

Mel Gibson's saying to the female officer "What are you looking at Sweet Tits?!?"

by SDTMFGO December 15, 2008

AT&T outage

My phone service didn't go out... I have AT&T... Did everyone else's phone service go out? You know me, I'm on the 4g 24/7 you'd think I'd notice my service being out...

Hym "Yeah, no I got a message from AT&T about the AT&T outage but my service never went out... Weird."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

T-fense

1. A mixture between Defense and Offense. In other words, playing and always winning.
2. A post rehab play of offense and defense that always succeeds
3. Living in constant success, never failing

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude I totally should have fucked that girl last night buy my offense was slacking
Guy 2: You pussy. If you were playing T-fense you would be balls deep inside her

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Thunder beat the shit out of the Heat last night in game 1.
Guy 2: Yeah they played incredible T-fense

by TyranasourasMarx December 18, 2012

T-Painful

When a song is overly autotuned, giving off the impression that the artist has no real talent.

"Wow, that Omi song 'Cheerleader' could be pretty good if it wasn't so T-Painful"

by Michael Fitzpatrick October 22, 2015