Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.

Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.

by Sloppyjosie September 22, 2023

slappin assholes

A spooky dance move typically performed by two men before and after docking. Each must spread their cheeks as far apart as possible before ramming their rims together and producing an audible "thwack" (typically done in succession)

"Yo, you hear about Billy and Timmy slappin assholes the other night? I didn't even know they could dance!"

by moonholegal September 26, 2023

sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

sloppydickcreampiestimulation

when you want to cum inside somebody so hard but your dick will not go hard

Ricky:put it inside me and fuck my ass cheeks daddy
Tim:IM TRYING BUT I HAVE SLOPPYDICKCREAMPIESTIMULATION
Ricky:we are done then never talk to me again
Aga:hey RIcky wanna have sex daddy
Ricky:YESSSS KINGG

by the cracklord October 9, 2023