Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

penis demons

Soul crushing Demons that crawl out your penis and mysteriously get on people you like for me it was my mum I got it on.

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow.

by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

Melwins Penis

People with this name always got the biggest dicks! They are amazing in the bed, All other boys is jealous and all girls like it.

Oh this guy got a big dick he got a melwins penis!

by Sweuturiano June 12, 2022

penis island

When you jerk off and get transported to the majestical 'Penis Island'

Rob: Bro, last night I jerked so hard I went to Penis Island
Rick: Bro! Fucking nice!

by robert55535 June 17, 2016

hockey penis

athletes with the biggest dicks but nobody knows it

him and his teammates all have hockey penises

by Yourboicolinn October 16, 2016

prize penis

someone who clearly deserves the biggest award possible for being a dumb arse.

Charlie: Rupert just drove straight into that parked car!
Sidney: What a prize penis!

by matteusbeus January 4, 2012

penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 10, 2016