Iron Lung Kid

1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel

Jared: Why is everyone moving so damn slowly?
Caitlin: Idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
Jared: Of course! The Iron Lung Kid.

by lemonice74 June 28, 2010

Kid vs Kat

A kid's TV show, in which is about a boy and an alien cat quarrel.

Mr. Kat and Coop is the main character in Kid vs Kat.

by Catele09 April 4, 2011

Party royale kid

A fortnite player, that sits in party royale for hours flexing it’s rare emotes that nobody gaf about
signs of mental deficiency

Sewshe: Flexing my rare emotes in party royale
Everyone: ur just a party royale kid just delete youtube your 14K subs would not care

by ZΣPH Ψ January 11, 2022

Sour Snatch Kids

The globules of fishy discharge that Tino produces/thrives on for survival

Mulleted, anti-punctuation and contraction "Tino": Gimmie 'dem Sour Snatch Kids!! ARRRRRGGGHHH! Me hungwy with stwess! Time to go potty!!

by R.Biggles March 27, 2009

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

New Kid on the Block

A way of acknowledging a kid that recently moved to the neighborhood. Usually applies until the arrival of a new kid on the block.

Guy 1: "Did you see the new kid on the block?"
Guy 2: " No, where is he from?"

by LoveforHarambe October 31, 2017

Retired emo kid

A person who once was sad and now is independent. A retired emo kid use to listen to: Dashboard Confessional, The Get Up Kids and Taking Back Sunday. Being retired, they have now turned indie and listen to bands such as: Broken Social Scene, The Drums and Foals.

"Dude, remember when Brad use to listen to that depressing whiny music?"

"Yea, he was a real funkiller."

"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."

"Guess he's a retired emo kid."

by Dangercartattacks December 2, 2010