Long Job

Achieved from a distance.

He did a long job on her, no contact, but now he has to pay child support.

by Dubiousstatus August 25, 2025

Rawr-Job

A Rawr-Job is a handjob from someone where fingerless fishnet gloves. While it is common to receive a Rawr-Job from someone in scene culture, the Rawr-Job can be given and received by anyone.

Dude, do you see that scene bitch over there, God i could use a Rawr-Job from them at dennys.

by Witch~Cat November 28, 2023

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

day job

If you're an adult, then "day job" refers to the occupation that you have alongside your side project if you cannot live from your side project — that at times you may need this day job to finance your side project.

Before my side hustle took off, I spent most of my time at my day job, dreaming of the day I could quit and work on my passion full-time.

by Emotional Cruiser October 29, 2025