When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
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feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.
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Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
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