You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 1, 2025
Get the National kiss your crush monthmug. by Chuxk December 29, 2021
Get the Somalian Kissmug. On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021
Get the National Kiss Your Crush Daymug. When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together
by Drunken Hippie January 4, 2022
Get the The Brown Eye Kissmug. Performing the "twizzler" on a girl, where you cross the index and your middle finger and insert them into a girl's vagina, whilst performing oral sex.
by Shawn226611 October 11, 2020
Get the twizzler kissmug. by StellaDog March 10, 2024
Get the Green Bay Kissmug. (Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
Get the kiss Don Corleone's ring, or diemug.