Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

Goosing parkade in water

A ducking building on fire

“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

Watering

Watering is the last part of a flight, where a flying animal, aircraft, or spacecraft returns to a body of water.

After a long flight to Alaska the plane had a soft watering just outside of Juneau.

by Problem Solver Bill October 10, 2023

Water

Wetness

Water is wet

by Idkwhattoput....... December 5, 2017

Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Sugar water

A great mix for feeding hummingbirds.

Also great when creating sweet sticky syrup to cover your enemies in.
Easily created with 1/2 sugar (any kinds) and 1/2 water (Tap is fine)

Heat for 13 minute’s time, pour the mixture on anyone Un-KIND!

Tehehehehe

Fairy 1: Just heat it up for 13 minutes,

stir the mixture til it’s finished.

Fairy 2: Sugar water, what a treat!

Toss it on your enemy!

The funny children who have been abused: 🐝 🍯 🤪😹🙀😼😸😻 yay!!! Sugar syrup! Caramel! We want Willy Wonka now!!

by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022