Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

by Twyst66 January 16, 2022

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

water cricket

Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;

Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.

Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!

by Rell Mars November 21, 2018

Water

Water is water, what did you expect

I drink water

by AFlIPPER👹 April 17, 2022

Bobara Waters

When a man named Bob drinks too much the night before and needs to drink water the next day.

Bobara waters can’t keep up with the big dogs.

by Meanswsu September 2, 2025

Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.

1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023

Fiji water amigo

The meaning is in the word. A title given to people of great courage, intelligence and skill named after the talent explorer (roblox player) of the same name.

Fiji water amigo battled Fiji water amihoe at dawn and won on the streets of Bloxburg, treating herself to a snack pack at Bloxy Burgers afterwards.

by Fijiwateramigo December 10, 2023