by Smoky McBongwater August 15, 2006
A game played exactly the same way as regular chess, except that both players can move as many times as they want and at the same time. It is also the greatest game ever invented.
"real time chess is like the best game ever!"
by lolcakes August 24, 2006
A time period where everyone is required to remove their pants. It occurs strictly from 9:15 to 9:17 PM. Alarms on cellular devices are highly recommended to time this event properly.
Oh my gosh nooch, its pants off time!
by Jimmy Niemczyk and Jenn Szakolczay May 28, 2008
One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.
Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.
Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.
Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!
by DeathByChocolatezz January 09, 2010
wow, i miss all time low BEFORE all the little twelve-year-olds became obsessed with them and swarmed their shows.
by shfs :) July 13, 2009
Big Time Rush for Beginners.
The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.
James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.
Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.
Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
The biggest assholes on the fucking planet, from left to right: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
Carlos Pena Jr., aka Latin Thunder. Actually, nobody calls him that, I just made that up. He may seem like an innocent motherfucker with that precious grin and those big brown eyes and his overuse of exclamation marks, but no. He’s an asshole.
James Maslow, aka the Token Jew. It’s easy to see why this flawless motherfucker is an asshole.
Kendall Schmidt, aka that stoner kid who somehow got into a boy band. He’s such an asshole there aren’t even words as to why.
Logan Henderson, aka that Texan kid that thinks he’s black and can’t spell worth a shit. This fucking asshole is a smug motherfucking asshole. The end.
Big Time Rush
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”
In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.
-coming from a 22 year old woman
Carlos Pena Jr.: He moves his hips like he’s getting paid, and that raspy, smooth voice of his will have your panties dropping before you know it.
James Maslow: He’s prettier than you are, just accept it. He’s got the face of an angel and the body of Adonis, and although he may seem totally humble and adorable in interviews and things, he’s just as big of an ass as the rest of them. His voice is perfection in audio form, and he can belt it like Whitney. He wouldn’t even have to ask.
Kendall Schmidt:He’s not the best dancer but damn if he can’t move his hips and do those pelvic thrusts like he’s been doing it all his life, and his voice isn’t the conventional “boy band” voice but fuck can he sing. Once he locks those bright green eyes with yours and flashes you that mischievous smirk that shows off those fucking dimples, that’s all it would take.
Logan Henderson: He’s awkward as hell when he dances but somehow manages to make it look sexy as fuck, and he has this accent that has your heart melting at how Southern he is, and his voice is raspy and light at the same time. This jackass knows all it would take is a flirtatious wink and a big, dimpled grin and you’d be naked before he could say, “Hey there cutie pie.”
In short, get the fuck out while you still can. They’ll ruin every expectation you’ve ever had in a man.
-coming from a 22 year old woman
by MayITouchYourFox June 15, 2012