Blue Berry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."

Hugo - "Nice Dude."

by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009

Blue State Special

A bill or law passed in a blue state as it is only something a liberal would support.

California just passed another blue state special making it legal to marry your dog.

by nyjyrk April 15, 2010

blue ding dong

A combination of NOS energy drink, bananas, the most intense protein powder available at your local GNC, all blended together in a blender. The bananas hide the disgusting taste of the protein mix. Best made between the hours of 1AM and 4AM

Matt Cain made some crazy blue ding dong. He doesn't remember anything from that day.

by zatch123 April 21, 2008

blue ball bitch

struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Red, White and Blue

During sex-- The act of choking a woman (accounting for the red part), then beating her (accounting for the blue part), then dumping a huge load of cum on her (accounting for the white part) in that order.

Minkang gave sally a red, white and blue last night in bed.

by Kovthekat January 17, 2017

Blue Vien Cane

alternative name for your piece (cock)

he penetrated her crevis with his blue vien cane

by Huntboy December 2, 2003

Golden Blue Ball

When a person, usually a guy, comes over a females house and proceeds to pleasure her. Then in return the female tells him he has to go, without pleasuring him back. This can also be called the Epic Blue Ball

"Yeah I ate her out last night"

"Then did she blow you?"

"... No. She gave me the golden blue ball and kicked me out"

"Please give me your man card right away"

by 69 vs missionary March 21, 2010