by The Koaladude September 25, 2005
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• Off the Goop
possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)
*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"
by josh pleb head October 26, 2006
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Get the fucked off mug."Voted off the island" is coined from the popular Survivor TV reality series. Used similarly to "throw under the bus" but it implies that more people (co-workers, your boss even) were involved in getting you off the team or fired. Basically, you are sacrificed so that the others can keep their own jobs. Sad truth is that "dog-eat-dog" survival exists in the office - especially in a bad economy - so keep your eyes and ears peeled for whisperers and frienenemies to minimize your chance of being voted off the island.
Mindy was voted off the island last week so now we're down to the original three managers in the department.
If Pete is not careful, he'll be voted off the island by the end of the month.
If Pete is not careful, he'll be voted off the island by the end of the month.
by BrodyKendall January 18, 2009
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2Use to descibe something big and/or indimidating
and usualy used in a sentence after describing something as big.
as if the object was telling you to fuck off simply by being.
2Use to descibe something big and/or indimidating
and usualy used in a sentence after describing something as big.
as if the object was telling you to fuck off simply by being.
1 "fuck off, wanker".
2 "He had a big Fuck off gun."
"I got a big Fuck off Amp for my birthday." - simon (lol)
2 "He had a big Fuck off gun."
"I got a big Fuck off Amp for my birthday." - simon (lol)
by alex_G May 1, 2006
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Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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