The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

Bengali fish

Slur about Bengali people eating lots of fish to insult people of Bengali descent . Only used by Bengalis.

(white person) Oi, stop eating stuff, you Bengali Fish.

by Bengali fish November 26, 2024

Musician Fish Face

MFF — for short. Used to describe a musician’s face when practicing or playing, looks much like a fish.🐟

Void of facial expressions when ultra concentrated. Can be cured with by relaxing and actually having fun with the piece instead of being scared to make a mistake every measure.

Dude, James has a such a musician fish face. He must be nervous.

by illBbach December 3, 2024

Flying fish

When you participate in nyotaimori and add wasabi to the mix if you know what I mean and try to eat as much of the sushi before your partner gets up and notices the burn.

I’m never having sushi again after my ex did the flying fish on me

by Cyan_Blue December 19, 2023

Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.

You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.

by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023

Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024

rebel fish

Someone who rejects the idea of fishing with fishing equipment instead they use there hands or other ancient methods of fishing

He is rebel fishing with his hands

by Rebelfisharmy February 28, 2024