Dog act

The act of being a dog.

Cancelling a dual-linked flight to Thailand, but cancelling the ticket when you don't want to go - even though the other person still does.

"Hey man, I'm cancelling the flight" ... "DOG ACT!"

by Jetstar_control November 16, 2011

dog-human

A dog that resembles a human, even very slightly, and gives you the creeps.

"Wow, look at that dog-human walking down the street!"

by hannah May 13, 2005

nip the dog

A very bad dog. A black furry creature that likes to take it up the ass from other dogs. A flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. Often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s pissed stained, shit stained mattress, up sarah’s fanny, whore Houses, and with beano the dog.

Look, nip is humping the staircase again, I'm not gonna fucking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his dick, that's for damn sure!

by Jock Gobbins April 29, 2003

Corn Dog

This is a very disturbing sexual act. A man eats a bunch of corn for dinner. Later that night he has hot steamy sex with a partner and takes a shit on her chest. The shit is full of corn and the male rubs his dick in it and then the female sucks him off. This is a corndog, my friend.

I hooked up with my girlfriend and it tasted like that corndog i gave her last night.

by DCJ..... Dirty Cunt-licking Jizzmasters April 8, 2004

straw dog

(n.) Person who is faithful to the process of snorting cocaine. Someone who uses the inhalation of cocaine as the sole purpose of getting high.

With the packet in my pocket, the good stuff, I could only think of her, sitting at home anxiously awaiting my arival like a real straw dog.

by William Bouchie September 1, 2011

Fucking the dog

(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.

by <Mac< February 22, 2009

Sheep Dog

1. An ugly girl who protects her really drunk friends (sheep) at the end of the night as the bars are closing. Any attempts to get at the sheep will be intercepted by the sheep dog.

2. cock block

Box Buster: "Hey Bichard, those girls look fucked up lets go see how many of them we can get back to our place"

Bichard: "I don't know man that big ugly sober one in the back looks like a sheep dog. That sheep dog is going to try to block our game until she has herded her friends home"

Box Buster: "That's why you're here Bichard, jump on that grenade"

by Dr.boxbuster March 11, 2010