Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.

Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......

by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

.9.God Is Good For Nothing Of Your Life.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 20, 2025

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

God Run

when it's pink and cold.

"you fuck her yet dude?"

"Yeah that shit was the 'God Run' dude!"

by TheGodRunner October 28, 2025

Kermit Is God

Kermit is my g!

Kermit Is God is God!

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022