pie my rye

when you laugh so hard you jizz your pants but you also want to rhyme

“oh my god you just made me pie my rye”

by mega_lad_zeke February 6, 2023

sniff my hoop

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.

"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"

by Spytfyre November 18, 2018

ohhh my pussy

ohhh my pussy is a word. You can youse in random situations

Person 1 " hey how are u"
Person 2 " ohhh my pussy"

by OHHHHHH my PUSSY October 10, 2018

expresso for my depresso

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

by sexymom101 February 26, 2019

Hold my AK

When "hold my beer" isn't enough.

Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit

Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

you're my squishy

What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before

"Hey Mackenzie"

"Yes?"

"You're my Squishy"

(She Smiles)

by AJCOOKY December 15, 2018

Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018