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jizz face

1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.

2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.

3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"

2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".

3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
by ChrisThePiss February 25, 2008
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monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult
Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!
by livefreely August 3, 2009
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North Face

$180 worth of cocaine or other illegal drugs
Charlie Gibbynse: Yo i need some yayo u no where its at?

Ricky Prycewirth: Yea man wat u need?

Charlie Gibbynse: How much is an 8ball?

Ricky Prycewirth: A North Face. U got enough man?

Charlie Gibbynse: Damn, $180 for that shit? Fuck, man. Yea i got that i'll come thru to ur place in like 20. Have that bitch skizzed out wen i get there. Peace.
by wEeDpIlLsBlOw211311420 November 6, 2010
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Pancake Face

A retarded-looking pancake thing with floppy arms, giant eyes, disgustingly flabby legs, and huge genatalia. Also, Pancake Faces love yelling "Not so fast!" to random people, and then when they slow down, saying "That's better!" Just like in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1! Pancake Faces come in many different shapes and forms, ranging from Faggot Pancake Face to Wayne Gretzky Pancake Face to Tabb Pancake Face.
I was walking through the ancient world of Pancakeville one day and there were so many different types on Pancake Faces everywhere! There Was Faggot, Dumbass, Super Surgeon Monkey, and even Jell-O Tabb Trash Pancake Faces! It was amazing. Oh. Yeah, they all had huge genatalia. CAN'T FORGET THE GENATALIA. Pancake Face also made a guest appearance in "Albert The Fat Math Guy."
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
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face fag

Anyone over the age of 18 that uses a "social networking" site to make imaginary friends.
Face fag: I, like, announced my party on Facebook, like, and, uh, then Mary said she would, like, make it after her, like, spa treatment, and, like...
Me: You fucking face fag
by Michael S Stevens July 6, 2009
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K-Face

The art of leaving a chick's face completely covered in jizz. So much so that she can hardly breathe.
Oh man, that girl was so hot I totally K-Faced!

She could barely breathe, he K-Faced her so bad!
by Walman January 7, 2011
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in his face

Perform an action or say something (usually negative) by getting very close and face to face with someone so they have to pay attention to you. It is intentionally intimidating.

While 'face to face' can be neutral or even natural, 'in his face' is aggressive, intrudes on personal space, and usually does not allow the person an escape route to avoid your action or statement.
'laugh in his face' means to laugh at someone, but not merely participate in laughter; it means that you approach him, get his attention, and let him know that you are laughing at him.

'Get in his face' means to get someone's attention directly, offensively, by physically putting your face close to theirs when you are speaking. The intent is to maintain his attention in such a way that he cannot look or walk away.
by JaceCar January 27, 2014
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