When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. A term used when someone absolutely excels at something, leaving everyone impressed. It’s like watching someone dominate a task and come out on top with flying colors
by Repass October 2, 2024
Get the Bro cookedmug. Not to be confused with The Bernie Bros, although there are some similarities. A group who believe PepsiCo is far superior to Coca-Cola and utilize online intimidation, vandalize property, and resort to physical violence to convert once Coca Cola users to Pepsi.
PB PAT: marine corp Jimmy why are you walking funny?
MCJ: The Ballyn Bros kneecapped me after I purchased a Coca-Cola from the local gas station
MCJ: The Ballyn Bros kneecapped me after I purchased a Coca-Cola from the local gas station
by Rebel03 March 2, 2020
Get the The Ballyn Brosmug. by humphreyisthedefinitionbro August 7, 2022
Get the bromug. a male laxer who is rediclously legit at everything he does. bros most favortite things are drinking beer, playing lacrosse, most wearing shirts, and fist bumping. can also be used talking about ones brother.
by laxchick1810. June 22, 2010
Get the bromug. A food feast that you have with your bros when you feel like something's missing in your life. Best served with steak and extra testosterone.
Bro 1: Hey bro, I'm not feeling too good.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.
Bro 2: I know what you need. You need a bro meal.
Bro 1: You read my mind.
by frgztr June 7, 2022
Get the bro mealmug. by ឈប់បានឈប់ទៅ January 10, 2022
Get the Bro som alokmug.