caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

my blue heaven

When you go to use a public bathroom for some sitdown business and you find the blue toilet water, signifying a freshly cleaned stall.

"Had to drop off the kids at the pool, it was great, and to make it better, entered my blue heaven"

by Chuckles M October 19, 2006

Blue Berry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."

Hugo - "Nice Dude."

by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009

Blue State Special

A bill or law passed in a blue state as it is only something a liberal would support.

California just passed another blue state special making it legal to marry your dog.

by nyjyrk April 15, 2010

blue ding dong

A combination of NOS energy drink, bananas, the most intense protein powder available at your local GNC, all blended together in a blender. The bananas hide the disgusting taste of the protein mix. Best made between the hours of 1AM and 4AM

Matt Cain made some crazy blue ding dong. He doesn't remember anything from that day.

by zatch123 April 21, 2008

blue ball bitch

struggling to overcome almost impossible odds.

when dan got out of prison after 5 years he found that rebuilding his life was a blue ball bitch.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Red, White and Blue

During sex-- The act of choking a woman (accounting for the red part), then beating her (accounting for the blue part), then dumping a huge load of cum on her (accounting for the white part) in that order.

Minkang gave sally a red, white and blue last night in bed.

by Kovthekat January 17, 2017