Day Zero

The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.

From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.

by Fasters January 28, 2023

Jute Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja

My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020

zeroes

the numbers from 0 to 9, esp. the first decade of a century or of a person's life. (i.e. the years 2000 through 2009.)

Rap music was good in the early zeroes, but had deteriorated by the end of the decade.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

zero intelligence

Zero intelligence is a term used in economics, social and computer sciences to refer to simple artificial or programmed agents that act randomly subject to minimal constraints. It was introduced in an article published in the Journal of Political Economy in 1993, and has since found usage in other contexts.

Zero intelligence trading closely mimics stock market.

Gode and Sunder demonstrated that if one replaces the students in a standard classroom economics experiment by zero intelligence agents with a budget constraint, they perform surprisingly well.

by Laotze August 28, 2009

'zero'

A haircut style for men; buzz cut

One of the most popular and practical hair styles for guys with short hair is the buzz cut, or (often called) the 'zero'.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 21, 2022

zero two

Best girl from 2018, most precious smile aswell.
she should be loved and protected.

Zero two is really a great waifu !

by Horn Lover August 7, 2018