Yodiel

Yodiel is a chronically online, unemployed Reddit and Discord user who spends his days creating and recreating Discord servers that inevitably fall into chaos. Known for his on-again, off-again e-dating saga with Sora, he somehow manages to break up with her and get back together roughly 100 times a day, treating emotional whiplash like a competitive sport. When he’s not refreshing Reddit threads or tweaking server roles, he’s probably drafting another apology message or planning the next dramatic comeback—purely digital, purely fictional chaos. He usually is all talk no bite, because whenever vera/anxious steps in chat he gets scared and goes quiet, as if the server owners ?muted him for 1000 years.

“yo bro, u gonna join yodiel’s server on discord right?”
“Wait— yodiel’s server.. YOU MEANT

by house bomber December 21, 2025

Purple yogert

The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.

My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.

by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010

cock yogert

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.

1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018

crazed-yogi

Meditation hypocrite. Meditates daily but is often rabid.

Think about what a complete psycho he would be if he didn't meditate. At least his crazed-yogi ass is calm for ten minutes a day.

by mcdede January 17, 2021

Dirty Yogesh

When you accidentally stumble into a funeral (typically one of a minority but any funeral works) and proceed to ask this. “I apologize for the random question but this is urgent: can anybody inform me on how to marginally increase my micropenis (approximately 2.4 inches in length) to roughly 7 inches? After I do so, I would like to compare penile length with that sexy person in the coffin.”

Yo did you pull a dirty yogesh at randy’s funeral?

by yogibear1223 May 23, 2025

pulled a yogi

When you get so upset during a call you bounce your phone off the nearest wall.

I got so pissed off arty girlfriend, i pulled a Yogi.

by YourMomWasHere33 October 5, 2017

Hit It Yogi

Hit It Yogi, Hit A Yogi or Hit It Yogi Bear (Yogi Bear) is a slang synonym for "Raw Dogging" or "Stealthing" (a term used by the Australian Government), essentially meaning to have sex without a condom, usually within having prior consent.

The term was popularised somewhat in the Bay Area by Californian rap group Starting Six in 2011 in their single Yogi.

I know Katrina would get totally pissed off if I asked to go in raw, but you know she has much better orgasms when I Hit It Yogi.

by anonymous February 4, 2025