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The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly
I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.

Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.
Wiffis by Boris Wiffis January 29, 2008
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Wifflekrock 

A person who is known for vomiting outside on trees or other large outdoor plants. Also the act of vomiting outside on trees.
"Oh that guy is Wifflekrocking all over that fern!"

"Don't be a Wifflekrock Kayla."
Wifflekrock by Dr. Huelio November 20, 2009

wiffleboss 

a pimp. wiffle means many holes
that wiffleboss has style and money.
wiffleboss by PatCyn March 9, 2010

Wiffle Ball Legend 

One who performs ultimate acts of wiffle ball prowess whilst inebriated, intoxicated, or sloshed.
Matt is a wiffle ball legend, he went 8 for 8 with 3 home runs on the beach yesterday.

Antonym - Brittany is not a wiffle ball legend, she gave three home runs to one opposing player yesterday.
An affectionate term usually male to female to define your wife : El Wiffo.
El Husbando: Hey there sexy El Wiffo
Wiffo by The Magnificent1235 January 19, 2011

wifflecoo 

A funny sounding word that means vagina.
guy #1: did u see that hot chick that just walked past?
guy #2: Yea! I sure wish i could nomnom her wifflecoo!

Wifylhat 

A softly padded helmet meant to keep those of less mental capacity free from self inflicted harm such as falling off ones high horse...Originally spelled 'wiffle-hat' in honor of the 'wiffle-ball-bat' it was later re-spelled to accommodate the constant mispronunciation by those adorned by said wifylhat.
Pronounced 'Wih-file-hat'.
Damn it's sure good little Zachary was wearing his wifylhat or that ping-pong ball may have hit the soft spot on his forehead!
Wifylhat by Mammygrahm October 12, 2011