Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

Honking The Weasel

A slang term for masturbation.

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.

by Robert El Paso September 3, 2009

Weasel Shag

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex

1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary

by canarynightlife December 28, 2007

Flopping Weasel

When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.

Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel

by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012

bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus

man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel

by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006

weasel frosting

The act of bleaching the tips of one's pubic hairs to appear "frosted".

Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!

by Velvet Dress March 7, 2011

Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.

Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!

by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007