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New Killer Weapons 

Some new-fangled type of arms that "President" George Bush II tends to worry about a lot, or so he says.
Mah fellow Americans, there is plenny of evidence that Ee-rak, Afghanistan and perhaps Venezuela all have New Killer Weapons.
New Killer Weapons by Fearman February 24, 2008

weapons grade autism 

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.
What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

weapons of moose destruction 

Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!
Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!
weapons of moose destruction by jezz February 17, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

As determined by Bush:

Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.

Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons
A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?

weapons of mass deception 

An item created to fool people into believing something.
The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

freedom weapons 

Large, powerful weapons when used by the U.S. and other freedom-loving countries. When terrorists use them, they are called "Weapons of Mass Destruction," but when we use them, they are "Freedom Weapons" because we're bringing freedom to the people we use them against.
Bush: We will strike the terrorists in Iraq with wave after wave of freedom weapons.
freedom weapons by astroman June 18, 2004