New Killer Weapons

Some new-fangled type of arms that "President" George Bush II tends to worry about a lot, or so he says.

Mah fellow Americans, there is plenny of evidence that Ee-rak, Afghanistan and perhaps Venezuela all have New Killer Weapons.

by Fearman February 24, 2008

weapons grade autism

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.

What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017

weapons of moose destruction

Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!

Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!

by jezz February 17, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

As determined by Bush:

Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.

Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons

A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?

by Jorotonimo April 21, 2005

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

freedom weapons

Large, powerful weapons when used by the U.S. and other freedom-loving countries. When terrorists use them, they are called "Weapons of Mass Destruction," but when we use them, they are "Freedom Weapons" because we're bringing freedom to the people we use them against.

Bush: We will strike the terrorists in Iraq with wave after wave of freedom weapons.

by astroman June 18, 2004

weapons of ass destruction

A really big dildo/butt plug

ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart

by Arse Ferret of Doom September 29, 2003