Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

willy warmer

keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink

omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

willy.warmer

a willy warmer keeps your peni, winkie and even your pinkie warm! just so it doesn’t get cold and freeze off or shrink.

millie “omg his willy.warmer is so big” tyrone “the shlong must be humongous”

by ur mums gay February 19, 2019

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

Millennial Warming

The period originated from the 18th century with the industrial revolution when the global average temperature increased. This is similar to past warm eras such as the Medieval warming and Roman warming. This term was coined by the fame Nobel Peace prize-earner, global physicist in international affairs of the quantum molecular movements professor of Oxford, Juan Hernandez.

Paul : Yo it’s 100 degrees outside, I’m boutta get 4th degree burns. At least I can cook outside cuz I can’t afford a stove.
Juan : Yeah it’s the millennial warming.

by Tssovinar October 17, 2019

thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.

Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.

by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020