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hutterite wagon

Bringing ones hands together like in prayer, then inserting 8 fingers into a womans shit cutter while the thumbs are inserted into her vagina.

Thus resembling a typical farm vechile seen traveling to town.

AKA: 2 in the front 8 in the back.

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The butt ain't right after the hutterite wagon
by Kennelbuttchug October 9, 2018
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covered wagon

A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.
An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.
by Stanley Klein May 20, 2008
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wagon wheel

The segment in a bukkake porn video where the woman's face is surrounded by four or more erect penises. Shown from an overhead angle it resembles a wagon wheel.
that was hot when the guys surrounded her and gave her the wagon wheel
by San Quentin June 21, 2009
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Covered Wagon

A type of wedgie. Wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. Once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. This will create the "covered wagon" effect. His feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. Then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may assist in giving someone a covered wagon.
"did you see that covered wagon Johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!"
by palmonnistykinchbebowes November 22, 2011
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crap wagon

1: An event or thing that is unpleasant or has unpleasant consequences.
2: An exclamation made in the event that something unpleasant or disingenuous occurs.
Holy Crap Wagon! He keyed my f---ing car!
by charrliepants March 25, 2012
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Jack Wagon

Someone who annoys the crap out of you or is very rude.
You're such a jack wagon!!!!!!!
by MagicalPony August 21, 2011
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cock wagon

Phrase used when under extreme stress or trying to make people leave you alone by acting like you have turrets.
While sitting around doing nothing Jim just started yelling "COCK WAGON WAGON WAGON WAGON"
by benny 64 January 29, 2009
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