whiney whiney feel sorry for me

A rare species of mammal in Minnesota. Often found provoking fights on online forums she professes to hate yet can't seem to avoid going to. Often the creator of flame wars, other local mammals can't help themselves and feel compelled to antagonize. The whiney whiney feel sorry for me then plays the victim for pity which is where it derives its name.

Emma or bitchcactus is an example of a whiney whiney feel sorry for me.

whiney whiney feel sorry for me by CL_FlushEntity August 31, 2008

whitey 

a boy that is so perfect that the only physical imperfection he has is that girls hang off his ankles so he cant walk properly. loves himself and knows he is perfect.

Blad u is a whitey

whitey by Chris Summersell March 31, 2004

Whiney MeFirsters 

Political pressure groups who bitterly complain when politicians they help elect do not attend to their agenda before all others.

"The Whiney MeFirsters I refer to are the gay people who have viciously trashed Obama for not focusing sufficiently on gay issues in the first year of his presidency."

Whiney MeFirsters by mbk3357 February 8, 2010

Whitne'd 

The act of being ditched indirectly through other non fun activites

Hey look Andrew, you just got Whitne'd!

Whitne'd by Anonymous October 5, 2003

The Whitey Special 

When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.

Yeah, we pulled the Whitey Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is fine because Susan won't even talk to him anymore.

The Whitey Special by Chendaddy July 16, 2008

Whitey points 

a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.

So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points

Whitey points by Jakingo'hearts May 5, 2011

Whitey 

"Whitey" is commonly used by scottish teenagers (13-17) to describe the feeling you get before you vomit. Usually used after drinking to much alcohol

"You awright mate"
"Naw mate a think am gonny whitey"

Whitey by Goatcunt06 April 1, 2017