1980s Vintage Heels

The Boots That Ended All Of Dignity In Paul's World.
They Caused A Revolution That Harmed Us All.

They Are The Single Most Gay Object Known To Man.

Dude What The Hell, Are Those 1980s Vintage Heels?

Who Are You Paul Sgroi?

by Evan Cisneros March 10, 2008

viniya

Even though a Viniya is a complete idiot, she'll always be there to help you with any problem, and if you're feeling down, she's there to cheer you up. She's very compassionate about the things she loves doing and spends time with all her friends equally. But that doesn't make her any less than a idiot.

Person 1: I need cheering up.
Viniya: diD I hEar thE woRd chEer?

by Hi I hate myself October 5, 2019

vanity wipe

Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.

by Joesmoe April 22, 2007

vintage daniel

the state of being cool, colected and apathetic, even in the midst of terrible or emotional events;
to be able detach oneself and say "screw this!";
freakin damn awesome

"You were awesome the other day; your performance was vintage daniel"

"Holy crap! how can you not care?!" "Easy, vintage daniel."

by Danneeo December 14, 2008

vintage dick

Old dick with style. Must be over 60.

"I do like a good vintage dick," said the playboy playmate to Hugh Hefner in the Uber.

by Paige McWham February 19, 2017

Vintage Boy

Rather gay guys who collect shit for no apparent reason. They think it's en vogue, chic and stylish. Believed to build rapport with non significant friends of the same genderwith junk. A collector of stories, trash, detritus and debris. Usually quite weak at heart, jealous and vein. May have confused themselves with Art and Antique dealers. Adopts the idea it will be worth some fortune one day in the quite distant future.

Girl 1. "He is a big art collector"
Girl 2 "You sure he's not a Vintage Boy?"
Girl 3 "He's just Gay and in the closet. He talks about his hair and shoes a lot "

by Scarlett's Ski Lodge June 15, 2019

venitia

ugly fat a grandma sexy with wrinkles

she is so a venitia

by puppylover1234590 May 9, 2018