vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.

(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"

by Jester_knight November 23, 2016

Vegan

Someone on a diet, but loud about it.

Husband: Oh my God, what happened to the kids?!

Husband: I don't know, they just started bleeding everywhere! Oh, did I mention that I'm vegan?

by Uncle Buttmunch June 13, 2018

Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

by Massive Legend July 25, 2018

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan

When the human being decides not to eat meat forever

You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special

by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018

Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan

Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt

by Xszd November 23, 2019

Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?

Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay

by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019