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Arena of valor

A piece of shit game that brainless people enjoy playing and then immediately fuck their dads and truffle butter their moms while unconscious. Also the ones who play this game usually have cancer and lose all their relationships as well as their balls. Girls who play the game are virgins for life.
Bro 1: Dude i found a great new game
Bro 2: What is it VinaKid?
Bro 1: Its Arena of valor
Guy 2: Damn.Ok.... i think i gotta go now

Bro 1: Wait I heard their was a rapist who did incest near my house. You heard of that?
Guy 2: Yeah.... Wait how can you not know
Bro 1: I played the game a lot so I went to bed early
Guy 2: I really gotta go dude their is a serial rapist nearby bye bye
*Runs off*
Bro 1: I better go home
*Months later on the local news*
The rapist known as VinaKid has died of cancer on the age of 12
Families are reliefed.
From the victims: I cant believe he did it to his own parents
by FaggotKillerXXX August 14, 2018
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valdorf

The name of Vals future hotel, a combination of Valerie and Waldorf Astoria Hotel in NYC
I got laid at the Valdorf.
by MIMOUSA October 20, 2005
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valcone

A Vagina; someone who is being a vagina/dick; jawn; bad; good
Damn Dawg that shit is so valcone; I fucked that valcone like it was your face.
by Tim Pincher January 21, 2009
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Valbona-Friday

A Valbona-Friday is typically a friday where you look your absolute WORST. You are typically sleep-deprived and your make-up is messed up or your hair is sticking out to all sides.

Your teeth arent brushed and you got the stankiest breath ever. Your outfit is messed up and you are overall a big bag of rubbish.
P1: Dude, whats wrong u look trashed?!

P2: Shut up Im having a Valbona-Friday!!
by Valbonasfriend October 28, 2011
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valnox

I really had to valnox after Del Taco.
by Junghoo June 23, 2017
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Vallon

The thin beads of slightly scummy water that, when you start bouncing on an outdoor trampoline, start to drip and trickle in to the middle, from under the blue bit around the edge, making ones feet slightly moist.
Uh - Oh, Vallon Central!
by [RD] July 7, 2007
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Valcor

Synonym for 'taco'. Also used as a name for someone who's confused and / or unable to communicate with those in the immediate vicinity.
Gawd, I could really go for a meaty Valcor on this here cruise to Mexico.
by Zombles January 2, 2009
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