uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are

man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp

by skidd18 February 4, 2020

uber wave

To wave at your uber driver with your smartphone in your hand indicating that yes you did order an uber.

While standing on the curb I raised my hand towards the cab driver in an uber wave and he pulled up.

by haleinator September 24, 2013

Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.

"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"

by Millennial_Falcon95 November 1, 2019

Uber Dyke

WAY a lesbian!
A female with a mullet who drives a purple Ford with a rainbow colored cat (pussy) sticker on it. Also wearing pants pulled up to her tits with a belt so tight you can see her "man-like" ass.

Oh my god, Dibs on the Uber dyke! Is that a man?

by Tahshuh November 14, 2003

uber geek

a style that takes the school girl and nerd looks to the next level. it's very hot for those that chase brains, with dark heavy framed glasses, little make-up, simple hair, mary jane shoes and a plaid skirt for females, and glasses, slacks, and button-up shirt with a forrest gump haircut for males. usually. usually these people are very good with technology and are seeking others of same mind. they have excellent manners and a great personality. airheaded models need not apply.

there are too many.

by Gryfin February 24, 2004

uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.

My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.

by BJ July 18, 2003