toolbag

n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.

"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"

by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

tool

a guy who does not under stand he is being used for what he has, that guy who shows up unexpectedly to parties and social events and everyone looks at him like "wtf are you doing here" , a guy who can't make decisions for himself relies on what everyone else is doing to make a decision

Wow, Magic Zac is such a tool, he just invites himself everywhere.

by triggles March 18, 2008

Tool

An off-duty Law Enforcement officer who carries a handgun while in The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World.

I can't believe that tool brought his gun to Disney World.

by Finster Baby October 24, 2010

Jew tool

a non-Jew manipulated by Jews

Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.

by extreme troll May 17, 2007

tool nugget

someone who is used by morons

your such a tool nugget always doing stuff with that moron

by xx-kitten-xx July 19, 2006

Tool Bus

Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.

The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.

by circushead August 4, 2006

giant tool

a giant douchebag who thinks they are insanely legit but are actually one or more of the following
a. a huge sheister
b. like to suck cocks (see also cocksucker)
c. like to urinate in public locations

Jordan is a giant tool- he thinks he's hot shit, but he's really annoying. Also, he peed behind the student center.

by M Trafton June 1, 2009