truck farm

An agricultural establishment where pickups and big-rigs are grown.

They grow VEGETABLES on a VEGETABLE farm, FRUIT on a FRUIT farm, TREES on a TREE farm, and MILK AND COWS on a DAIRY farm, so what do they grow on a TRUCK FARM? Why, TRUCKS, naturally! (Well, duhhh...) And I'll bet they even have separate pickup-truck seed-packets for Chevys, Dodges, Fords, GMCs, etc., and then individual semi-trailer seeds for Kenworths, Macks, Whites, Freightliners, Peterbilts, etc. Probably the trucks all start out green as they're maturing, and then they eventually"ripen" into different paint-colors when they're ready to harvest. :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2018

Dump truck

A Phat bootayyyy

My sister has a dump truck

by Molestermoon69 January 20, 2021

Truck-hole

The driver of a big motor vehicle (usually a large truck) that drives very selfishly or incompetently and suffers from a micropenis or a sandy vaginal cavity.

The next Truck-holes to cut me off is getting the bird.

by PandaKingJames December 25, 2016

Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

Truck dues

Sending a nudie to a firefighter

Hey Nathan, since you’re on the truck today, do you have any truck dues?

by T710 November 14, 2021

matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

Truck on Concrete

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.

Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames

by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019