Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.

Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.

by 7thMarineDoc June 3, 2018

trouser juice

Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.

Hey doctor, did you make that order for that "trouser juice" specimen?

by IrishMerc October 14, 2017

same trousers

were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.

boy : you know finn he is a same trousers

by oafandahalf June 19, 2016

Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

Trouser truffle

Trouser truffle is the metaphorical mushroom ( a penis ) that grows beneath one's trousers.

I'm tellin' ya bro. When she bent over my trouser truffle went in full bloom.

by Someyun Gi February 9, 2023

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011