Mr. Tot

A very handsome man. He's a little gay, but that's okay! Gay people are just like you and me. Sometimes he likes to put his ears back and look like a princess. He's also a dachshund.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."
by cobie_ February 25, 2023
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Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
by Stoney69 March 23, 2019
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Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people
Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.
by Pie hole April 25, 2016
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Half Tot

Of or pertaining to half measures, fucking something up, or doing something bush league. Generally, a half tot or being half tot is not a good thing. Half-assed.
by Jd4today September 12, 2022
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Tinder Tot

A hot girl or guy one meets on Tinder.
1. Hey dude, guys night out tonight!
2. Woo Hoo! Can I bring a hot babe?
1. No. That's why its called guys night out. Leave the tinder tots at home.
2. Who said I was talking about a girl? Wink wink.
1. So. Gay. Bro. You are officially uninvited.
by Dexh December 25, 2016
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totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.
"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".
by doubleozero June 29, 2020
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