Anal Tornado 

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

Anal Tornado by The A-List December 11, 2011

Shit Tornado

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). A Shit Tornado is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“When Fred realized, once again, the he was a failure at life in general, he felt the irresistible urge to blame his wife for all of his misfortunes...resulting in a huge“Shit Tornado”.

Shit Tornado by AReiter December 27, 2011

two inch tornado 

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

two inch tornado by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014

tennesee tornado 

1.a hard ass roller coaster at dollywood

2.when a guy has butt sex and the receivers penis swings in a circle

my buddy there loves it wen i give him the tennesee tornado

tennesee tornado by erick meadows July 3, 2009

turd tornado 

a turd tornado occurs when some 1 takes a shit on the ground
and a gust of wind comes by and blows the turds around in a spiral

dominic tries to make a succsess full turd tornado but it came back and hit him in the face

turd tornado by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

The tornado twister

When your dad walks into your room naked as a ballsac and is yankin his rock hard stiff in your face and shoves that shit down your throat and then spins you on the tornado twister and just pounds the shit outta your man pussy that u now have from his rusty knife

OH FUCK HE ABOUTTA GIVE ME THE TORNADO TWISTER FUCK MY COCK AHHAAHAHGAHAGA

The tornado twister by Boibitches December 9, 2018

Yellow tornado

The act of launching a beyblade then pissing on it so it gets sprayed everywhere

"dude that new foreign students did the yellow tornado at last night's party and everyone got pissed (literally)"

Yellow tornado by SkriIlin October 24, 2019