by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009
Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
by Dill DOUGH July 7, 2019
The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel March 4, 2018
When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
by Blue - Waffles June 18, 2024
Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 28, 2020
by irieomgfunny/面白い February 3, 2022
When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.
"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."
by Lake Partiers May 5, 2021