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beard fishing

When a man who usually has a beard and appears attractive loses his beard and his attractiveness. Catfishing but for men.
Wow he totally is beard fishing me, I never knew his jawline was so weak.
by Beardfisher101 July 30, 2017
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Fish Bump

A two-person celebratory act, similar to a chest bump, in which both parties rapidly bring their vaginas together.
by FreddyFwaygaux March 6, 2018
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the fish is in the foxtrot

When you have someone/something right where you want them/it, most commonly used in a sexual manner.
Before the Patriots-Colts AFC Championship game, Julian Edelman asked Tom Brady, "Are the balls deflated?" Brady responded, "The fish is in the foxtrot," and winked seductively.
by jawman December 15, 2015
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fish hat

The female equivalent of a tea bag. When a girl lowers her genitals onto the forehead, or top of head, of an unsuspecting victim.
Dude #1 - "Lauren passes out by 10 o'clock at EVERY party."
Dude #2 - "It's all good, Melissa just gave her a fish hat. When she finds a diamond shaped hickey on her forehead tomorrow morning, she'll learn her lesson."
by RtotheJtotheT December 26, 2011
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tossing fish

An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.
He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
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Couch Fishing

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.
Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..
by coalnine August 28, 2009
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Banana Fish

I watched Banana Fish and now everything hurts.
by mal___ November 29, 2020
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