giving brain

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

That girl gives brain.

by Ron Jeremy December 21, 2004

Get Brain

get head

She gave me brain in the bathroom.

by FuZzY pEaCh February 12, 2004

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

Starboard Brained

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

brain herpes

Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.

Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.

by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010

Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.

I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.

by grogboy June 19, 2016