ticket

Ticket, as in good or the right thing

Thats the ticket.

by mike September 26, 2003

tinker

to pee lol also to go to the toilet or the shitter lol

i need to tinker like go to the toilet duh

by El Nacho September 17, 2005

Ticket

Current price for a drug based on weight.

"Dude, Can I get a quarter?"
"Yeah let me get the ticket and i call you right back."

by J Quick September 28, 2005

Ticker

Affectionate nickname for the city of Penticton, British Columbia, Canada.

I'm heading to the Ticker for Peachfest this weekend. The place will be crawling with scrunts!

by The Hoffman May 28, 2006

Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell is a light weight who can easily get drunk off of a bottle of wine. They are usually people have a second personality that is hidden from the rest of the world in their sober state. Tinkerbells are usually laughed at by their flatmates and friends when their second personality appears.

That girl is such a tinkerbell

by Flat 53 November 13, 2014

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007