on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.
on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!
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My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.
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From the historical Greek figure Timaeus. Relating to Atlantis in the historical sense.
Usually used when referring to the legendary web designer and site coder of the same name in recent years.
Usually used when referring to the legendary web designer and site coder of the same name in recent years.
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