Thong

N. What Buhweet sings

"Dank you..Now, I'd like to do a new thong for all the pwetty wimmin out there..."

by DaBunny July 1, 2005

Anderson Thong

When a guy stretches his thong WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much.

Is that girl anderson thonging?

by Katelyn Herbert Syndenthong October 27, 2010

60 inch thong

Your fat moms large underwear that id rather not see.

When i went to your moms house last night she was in a 40 acre bra and 60 inch thong.

by bob joe bob November 4, 2006

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

by Pagan Marbury September 21, 2005

Thong

Type of women's underwear. Comfortable, even though it doesn't seem like they would be. A turn on for most guys, sometimes to the point they will put yours on themselves, because they won't get any until they do and dance around.

Haha, i made my ex wear my thong.

by SexxKittenn January 18, 2010

Thong

to be not as good as a g string.

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

thong

A great way to get vaginitis or a yeast infection!! Not to mention TONS of anal bacteria gets in your vagina. It's merely butt floss. :)

Stupid Boy: Dude, thongs are sooooo SEXY.

Smart Girl: I'd rather not sacrifice my vaginal health by putting a piece of string between my labia.

by coolerthanice April 11, 2010