Pole Vault

The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.

I’ve got plenty of material in my pole vault to work with.

by Meowrific March 23, 2020

Greasy Pole

Reference to a erect penis that is substantially lubricated with either bodily fluids or artificial lubricant.

Man, that porn stars cock is shining like a greasy pole.

by craftycoldcuts October 1, 2016

pole squaw

Two females who have got fucked (sexual intercourse) by the same dude or dudes. If there are multiple shared ducks, the females become heavy pole squaws. These hoes are ratchet and / or bougie.
The female equivalent of a Eskimo Brother or Tunnel Buddy.(guys that have fucked the same female)

Danny: Dude Sam and Lindsey have had the same dicks in them!
John: Yeah, fucking pole Squaws.

by JohntheArborist November 24, 2020

tad poleing

When an older woman tries to seduce a younger man she is said to be tad poleing.

A 19 year old college student to his buddy, "Dude this 45 year old secretary was hitting on me today!" The buddy replies, "Ya man she is always tad poleing!"

by g88 June 8, 2007

Freckle Pole

When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.

Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisite.

by A.G.G. August 19, 2008

North Pole

Slang term for an erection; slang for boner.

Saw your sister the other day, Cody. Had to go home and visit the North Pole for a few minutes.

by Cody's Friend Travis January 31, 2005

pole smoking

Performing an act of fellatio. This could relate to humans, animals or anything with a dong.

The girls are coming over tonight to get some pole smoking lessons from yours truly. I can't wait to blow a big load on their faces.

by ioscott July 7, 2011