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The United States of America is a country situated in North America, sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (with the exception of Alaska and Hawaii). It's a first world country with some problems and issues which happened to be the only superpower, nothing more, nothing less.

To extremists, however, the United States of America is either a state which its civilians are fatso's cocking guns into eachother every few seconds, a future ethnostate which needs to remove immigrants one way or another, a perfect country which can do no wrong, or a boogeyman evil which can't do absolutely good and need to be either "liberated", or collapse.
Person: The United States of America is a North American country between Canada and Mexico. It's a first world country which has some issues that need to be fixed, but still a pretty nice country. Can't wait to get my hands on some Texas BBQ and some Gumbo.
European extremists: Huh, inferior Americans, fatty guys eating at McDonald's every day while shooting each other with guns.
White Supremacists: The US needs to remove any immigrants to protect our culture!
Hypernationalists: Oh, the Trail of Tears and the Iraq War? That was justified bro.
Tankies: THE US IS OPPRESSING POOR INNOCENT CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND CUBA WITH THE CIA AND HIS PUPPETS. WE NEED TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO FULFILL OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR LIBERATED WITH DADDY'S XI HELP!! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!
by Mr hurr durr April 22, 2022
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The united ducks

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A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.
I am from The United Ducks
by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022
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The Unipiper

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The coolest motherfucker there is in Portland, OR. He rides around on his unicycle playing a bagpipe in a Darth Vader costume and a Scottish skirt, sometimes with the bagpipe shooting literal fucking flames as he plays it. Coolest shit ever.
He’s the next best thing to Bigfoot to find in person while you’re here in the west coast
Guy 1: “I was at Rose City Comic Con when that dude on a unicycle or some shit came by and gave me a fist bump”
Guy 2: “Dude, the fucking Unipiper?”
“The Unipiper” must be included in the usage showcase for me to post this. Wack ass shit
by DudeGuyMan669 January 6, 2023
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The Unicorn

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You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.
Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!
by PopcornPenisMouseSword January 19, 2023
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The Uncle Bob

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When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.
OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob
by #BVBoi August 15, 2023
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Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023
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The unenlightened masses

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They cannot make the judgement call...
The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...
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