Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Travel errant

When your husband gives you a permit to travel abroad and you use some type of illegal distribution of contraband across most of the common broadways?

Tom; yé meate I gave Vicky a fat travel errant
Redg: swr she only got a place out last night?!

by Coffeechimp September 1, 2022

travel 2024

pati, andra and payola's iconic trip to romania 😍😍😍

person a: ugh i'm so sad let's do something fun
person b: yes let's pull a travel 2024

by milflover1989 January 20, 2021

astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.

Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!

by The demon under your bed. April 28, 2024

Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018

The blues traveler

Going down on a woman like she’s ya favorite harmonica

Things really heated up after I gave her the blues traveler.

by Daduffster July 26, 2019

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021