When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
Get the Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! mug."I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap
"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022
Get the I done been having had the strap mug.An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
by dappad May 10, 2010
Get the I'd strap on 16 a mile away mug.literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
Get the pull yourself up by your boot straps mug.can be said at the end of a sentence to make you sound more confident
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Created by Jack Walter and 50 Cent
by shfjdshjrksn April 15, 2019
Get the get tha strap 🤨💫💯💰💪🔥🔫‼️ mug.The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.
Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.
The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.
You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest in business here.
The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.
You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..
Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
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