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Swinghaven Stanley Steemer

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
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stanley

stanley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. he will love you for who you are and will be someone you can really trust. if you find a stanley, love him and never let him go!
who's that boy he was so sweet?! oh that's stanley, he's so amazing!
by cutieee_patootie November 25, 2021
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Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?
im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎
by themanTM September 21, 2023
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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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Stanley

A Stanley is a person who blindly follows fads just because others are doing it.
by Knowledge The Knower January 27, 2024
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I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed
by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022
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Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
by crimsoncape January 14, 2024
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